Light Bulb Jokes: Microsoft Employees to Mis Guys
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : None. They just write it up as a new and useful feature.
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : One--but Bill Gates must inspect every single bulb and socket before the operation is started.
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : Seven. One to write the pseudocode, another to design the requisite peripherals, another three to code various sections of the main routine, another to sort out the memory conflicts, and Bill Gates to justify earning such swingeing fees...
Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None. They just define darkness as an industry standard.
Q: How many Microsoft technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Three. Two holding the ladder and one to screw the light bulb into a faucet.
Q: How many Microsoft Vice Presidents does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Eight. One to change the bulb, and seven to make sure Microsoft gets $2.00 for every light bulb ever changed anywhere in the world.
Q: How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : Depends how high the ceiling is!
Q: How many military information officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : At the present point in time it is against policy and the best interests of military strategy to divulge information of such a statistical nature. Next question, please.
Q: How many Minbari does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
Ans : None. They never finish the job and they refuse to tell you why.
Q: How many MIS guys does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : MIS has received your request concerning your hardware problem, and has assigned your request Service Number 39712. Please use this number for any future reference to this light bulb issue. As soon as a technician becomes available, you will be contacted.
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