Light Bulb Jokes: Mis Guys to Musicians
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many MIS guys does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : MIS has received your request concerning your hardware problem, and has assigned your request Service Number 39712. Please use this number for any future reference to this light bulb issue. As soon as a technician becomes available, you will be contacted.
Q: How many missionaries does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : 101. One to change it and 100 to convince everyone else to change light bulbs too.
Q: How many missionaries does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : One, and thirty natives to see the light.
Q: How many Mormons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Six, one to screw it in and the other five to serve refreshments.
Q: How many movie actresses does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : One, but you should've seen the line outside the producer's hotel room.
Q: How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.
Q: How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.
Q: How many municipal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Seven - two to administer the Civil Service examination for the Light Bulb Administrator position, the Commissioner of Public Works, who ends up hiring his brother for the position anyway, one to plow the mayor's driveway, a Summer Youth student to actually screw it in, and a Union steward to protest that its the electrician's job to screw in lightbulbs.
Q: How many municipal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Seven - two to administer the Civil Service examination for the Light Bulb Administrator position, the Commissioner of Public Works, who then hires his brother for the position anyway, one to plow the mayor's driveway, a Summer Youth student to actually screw it in, and a Union steward to protest that its the electrician's job to screw in light bulbs.
Q: How many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?
Ans : 5, one to change the bulb and 4 to get in free because they know the guy who owns the socket.
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