Light Bulb Jokes: Musicians to Necrophiliacs
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?
Ans : Five. One to screw in the light bulb and four to stand around and say, Man, if I'd had his studio time, I could have done that.
Q: How many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?
Ans : No, big daddy, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
Q: How many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?
Ans : Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen in on the guest list.
Q: How many mutants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Two thirds.
Q: How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Two, one to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.
Q: How many Narcissus's does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : One - he holds it and the world revolves around him.
Q: How many NASA technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Seventy, and they plan it for two weeks and when they finally get around to it the weather's bad so they postpone it till next week. The light bulb costs 3 million dollars.
Q: How many NASA technicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : Seventy, and they plan it for two weeks and when they finally get around to it the weather's bad so they postpone it till next week. The lightbulb costs three million dollars.
Q: How many NBC news producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Three, one to drill a hole in the light bulb so it blows up when he turns it on, one to film it, and one to insist on the truth of the report despite the manipulation.
Q: How many necrophiliacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
Ans : None, Necrophiliacs prefer dead bulbs.
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