Light Bulb Jokes: Necrophiliacs to New Yorkers
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many necrophiliacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
Ans : Only one. Oh, excuse me could you please test the socket with your finger while I go get a new bulb?
Q: How many net.jokers does it take to tell yet-another LBJ?
Ans : 1,622. One to tell the orginal joke, and the rest to give some minor variation of it!
Q: How many netters does it take to submit a light bulb joke?
Ans : 1000 - One to invent the joke and 999 to submit How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, that's a hardware problem.
Q: How many netters does it take to submit a light bulb joke?
Ans : 1000: One to submit the joke and 999 to submit How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, thats a hardware problem
Q: How many netters does it take to submit a light bulb joke?
Ans : 2, 1 to do it and 1 to read this huge file first to check it hasn't been done already !
Q: How many neural nets does it take to change a light bulb ?
Ans : f'(x) = delta Sum log (HOUSE) / d(HOUSE)
Q: How many new age travellers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Five. One to screw in the bulb, and four to share the experience.
Q: How many New Historicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None-historical forces will do it. The bulb-screwer is a relatively modern invention.
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : 21 - one to change it and 20 to watch it happen without trying to stop it.
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : 4. 1 to screw in the bulb, and 3 to be supportive.
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