Light Bulb Jokes: New Yorkers to Newtons
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : 50. 50? Yeah 50; its in the contract.
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : 50. 50? Yeah 50; its in the contract.
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Five - one to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers.
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Four. One to do it and three for the union contract.
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Four. One to do it and three not to get involved.
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None of your damn business!
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Two-one to get murdered under the burnt-out bulb and the other to replace it after the ensuing publicity.
Q: How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Only one, but he'll tell everybody.
Q: How many Newtons does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : Farm.
Q: How many Newtons does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : Foux! There to eat lemons, axe gravy soup.
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