Light Bulb Jokes: Nhs Hospital Staff to Oj Jurors
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many NHS hospital staff does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Six. One to diagnose the problem, one to take an X-ray, one to wheel in the replacement on a trolley, one to apply an anaesthetic, one to do the delicate operation, and one to examine the late bulb in a post-mortem.
Q: How many nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : There is nothing to change.
Q: How many Norwegians does is take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : Two. One to screw in the bulb and one to tell a long story about it...
Q: How many NRA members does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Three--One to give up the old bulb when they pry it from his cold dead fingers, one to screw it in and pose for an I'm the NRA ad while doing so, and one to complain about the waiting period.
Q: How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
Q: How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
Q: How many nurses does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Will somebody please call house-keeping?
Q: How many Object Oriented programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : None, they send it a message, and it changes itself.
Q: How many off-campus landlords does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None. The students will just wreck it, anyhow, so why bother?
Q: How many OJ Jurors does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : None- they don't think it's broken.
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