Light Bulb Jokes: Old Macrobiotics to Orthopedic Surgeons
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many old macrobiotics does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Five. One to change it, three to hold the ladder, and one to call the ambulance.
Q: How many one-armed people does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Only one, as long as he kept the till receipt.
Q: How many operating systems are required to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Just one-Microsoft is making a special version of Windows for it.
Q: How many optimists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None, they're convinced that the power will come back on soon.
Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Five. One to change the bulb and four more to chase off the Californians who have come up to relate to the experience.
Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Nine. One to change the bulb, and eight to protest about the nuclear power plant that generates the electricity that powers it.
Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Nine. One to change the bulb, and eight to protest the nuclear power plant that generates the electricity that powers it.
Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.
Q: How many orgy attenders does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : As many as possible, and don't ask what they do with the old bulb.
Q: How many orthopedic surgeons does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Why don't you just let us take out the socket ? You aren't using it anyway, and it will only cause you trouble later.
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