Light Bulb Jokes: Paranoids to Pentium Designers
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : Just what exactly do you mean by that?
Q: How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : Who who wants to know?
Q: How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Who wants to know?
Q: How many Paul Daniels does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : None. And that's magic !
Q: How many pawnbrokers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : None. It's of no interest to them.
Q: How many PC users does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Two. One to do it, but one to check the new bulb for viruses first.
Q: How many Penn students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Ans : One, but he'll make sure it's on his resume.
Q: How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Look, for only $87 billion, we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.
Q: How many Pentium chip designers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : 1.99934342, but that's close enough for the average peron.
Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : 1.99904274017, but that's close enough for non-technical people.
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