Light Bulb Jokes: Pentium Designers to People
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : 586 of them, and it will take them a year from the moment you convince them that the lightbulb is not functioning per the spec.
Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Hmmm... I ran a simulation and got 0.9999999997 pentium designers...
Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None - it will be fined (fixed ?) in the next version.
Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Three. One to screw in the bulb and the other to hold the ladder....
Q: How many Pentium PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : 1.000001
Q: How many people about to move out of the city does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : They don't bother, the neighborhood's been turning black anyway.
Q: How many people at a London Vegans meeting does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : All thirty. Well, actually it's only one, but he has to wait at least half an hour while the others read out all the announcements.
Q: How many people at an American football match does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Three. One to change it and two to tip the entire contents of the ice bucket over the coach to congratulate him on a successful bulb screwing.
Q: How many people does it take to change a lightbulb for Bobby Fischer ?
Ans : Two. One person to put the new one in, and another person to file three millimetres off it first.
Q: How many people does it take to change an object-oriented light bulb?
Ans : Change it? Aw shucks, I was going to reuse it.
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