Light Bulb Jokes: Pessimists to Pisceans
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many pessimists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight.
Q: How many Pet Shop Boys does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Two. One to change it and one to sit around looking bored.
Q: How many Ph.D thesis supervisors (advisors) does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : Only one; but every time they see a lightbulb they have an irresistible urge to change it!
Q: How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Define lightbulb.
Q: How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Hmmm... well there's an interesting question isn't it ?
Q: How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Three. One to change it and two to stand around arguing over whether or not the lightbulb exists.
Q: How many phone perverts does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : GASP GASP The interesting thing PANT here is what GASP are they wearing when they do it? GASP GASP AHH AHHHHHhhh
Q: How many physiotherapists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : None. They just give the dead bulb some exercises to do and hope it will be working a bit better the next time they see it.
Q: How many pimps does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drive the pink Cadillac in tight circles
Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Huh? The light's out?
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