Light Bulb Jokes: Pisceans to Politicians
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : None: They concern themselves with inner light.
Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : What lightbulb?
Q: How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Three. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle... and one to change the bulb.
Q: How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Three. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle... ... and one to change the bulb.
Q: How many Polacks does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Just one, but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!
Q: How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Just one, but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!
Q: How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Both of them.
Q: How many polite, considerate native New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Both of them.
Q: How many politically correct people does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : None. Why should we impose our values on the lightbulb ? If it wishes to be a lightbulb of no light, we should respect its uniqueness and individuality.
Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Two. One to change the bulb, and one to change it back again.
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