Light Bulb Jokes: Politicians to Presidential Candidates
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.
Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.
Q: How many poltergeists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Three. One to unscrew the old bulb and drop it on the floor, one to put the new bulb in, and one to move a few more things about just for good measure.
Q: How many post-doctoral fellows does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : One, but it'll probably take three or four tries to get it right because he/she will probably give it to the technician to do.
Q: How many pot growers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None, they use fluorescent bulbs instead.
Q: How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him.
Q: How many pre-med students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : One hundred; one to change the lightbulb, the other ninety-nine to stand around wondering why they weren't chosen.
Q: How many preservation society members does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : One, but it takes a year to find an antique Edison light bulb so it'll be architecturally accurate.
Q: How many preservation society members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Ans : One, but it takes a year to find an antique Edison light bulb so it'll be architecturally accurate.
Q: How many presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Fewer and fewer all the time.
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