Light Bulb Jokes: Presidential Candidates to Procrastinators
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Less and less all the time.
Q: How many Presidential canidates does it take to change a light bulb.
Ans : Less and less all the time.
Q: How many Presidential family members does it take to screw in a light bulb in the White House?
Ans : Two, Hillary for her office, Bill for the rest of the White House.
Q: How many priests does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None, priests can't screw.
Q: How many Princeton students does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Two. One to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.
Q: How many Princeton students does it take to screw in a lightblub?
Ans : I don't know, let me call my maid.
Q: How many Princeton students does it take to screw in a lightblub?
Ans : Sigh. The Alumni pay people to do things like that for us.
Q: How many pro football players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Two, one to do it and one to recover the fumble.
Q: How many pro-choicers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Two, one to do it and one to assert that the bulb didn't exist before it was lit up.
Q: How many procrastinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : One. But he has to wait until the light is better.
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