Light Bulb Jokes: Procrastinators to Programmers
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many procrastinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : One--but he has to wait until the light is better.
Q: How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Just one, but once we get tenure, we don't change anymore.
Q: How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : None. That's what grad students are for.
Q: How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Five. Two to write the specification program, one to screw it in, and two to explain why the project was late.
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Four, plus one senior analyst to manage the project, one technical writer to correct the spelling and grammar of the one who documented it, one lightbulb librarian, a sales-force of at least five to drum up enough users who want to turn the light on, 274 users to burn out the new bulb, at which point we go to tender for another light bulb change,...
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Four. One to design the change, one to implement it, one to document it, and one to maintain it afterwards.
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : It's hard to say. Each time we separate the bulb into its modules to do unit testing, it stops working.
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : None. It's not a bug, it's a feature.
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Of course, as everyone knows, just five years ago all it took was a bunch of kids in a garage in Palo Alto to change a light bulb.
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