Light Bulb Jokes: Programmers to Pro-lifers
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : One, but if he changes it, the whole building will probably fall down.
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Only one, but she's not available. She's the only programmer we have who can get the [insert name here] software ready to ship to customers, and that's higher priority, you know.
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : The change is 90% complete.
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Trick question. Programmers don't do hardware. (same answer really as None. It's a hardware problem.)
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Two. One always leaves in the middle of the project.
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Wait! Maybe the bulb isn't broken. Let's try it again.
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : We looked at the light fixture and decided there's no point trying to maintain it. We're going to rewrite it from scratch. Could you wait two months?
Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None. It's a hardware problem.
Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Two. One always leaves in the middle of the project.
Q: How many pro-lifers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : 6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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