Light Bulb Jokes: Pro-lifers to Psychiatrists
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many pro-lifers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Six. Two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
Q: How many Prolog programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : False.
Q: How many proofreaders does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : Proofreaders aren't supposed to change lightbulbs. They should just query them.
Q: How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : -One, but the bulb really has to want to be changed.
Q: How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Only one, but the bulb has got to really want to change.
Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : How long have you been having this phantasy ?
Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : How many do *you* think it takes?
Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Only one, but the lightbulb must want to change.
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