Light Bulb Jokes: Psychoanalysts to Quantum Mechanicians
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many psychoanalysts does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : How many do you think it takes?
Q: How many public opinion researchers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : With what degree of certainty do you need to know?
Q: How many publishers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Ans : Three. One to screw it in. Two to hold down the author.
Q: How many punk rockers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Two: One to screw in the bulb and the other to smash the old one on his forehead.
Q: How many Pygmies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : At least three.
Q: How many Pygmies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : At least three. (Notes: think height!)
Q: How many quadriplegics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : An awful lot.
Q: How many Quakers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Ten to sit around in a circle until one feels the inner light.
Q: How many Quality managers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : We've formed a quality circle to study the problem of why lightbulbs burn out and to determine the best thing we as managers can do to enable lightbulbs to work smarter, not harder.
Q: How many quantum mechanicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : They can't. When they get the socket to hold still, they can't find it.
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