Light Bulb Jokes: Quantum Mechanicians to Real Men
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many quantum mechanicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : They can't. If they know where the socket is, they cannot locate the new bulb.
Q: How many quantum physicists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : One. Two to do it, and one to renormalise the wave function.
Q: How many quantum physicists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : One: of course. Two to do it, and -1 to renormalise the wave-function. (Explanation - Renormalising the wave function is something that has to be done to a lot of quantum physics calculations to stop the answer being infinity and makes the answer always come out as one.)
Q: How many Radcliffe girls does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : It's Women and it's not funny!
Q: How many Radio 1 DJs does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Three. One to change it and two to resign over the changes.
Q: How many radio astronomers does it take to change a light bulb.
Ans : None. They are not interested in that short wave stuff.
Q: How many radio astronomers does it take to change a light bulb.
Ans : None. They're not interested in that short wave stuff.
Q: How many Rambo's does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : None. This time the bulb doesn't go out.
Q: How many Reagans does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : What light bulb?
Q: How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : None: `Real Men' aren't afraid of the dark.
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