Light Bulb Jokes: real' Programmers to Recovering Addicts
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many 'real' programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : None. 'Real' programmers prefer LEDs.
Q: How many Real Women does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it, and one of them can change the bulb while he's at it.
Q: How many Real Women does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
Q: How many rec.humor readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : 1000. And they change the same bulb over and over and over again and still no one notices it's been changed so they change it again and again and then they even discuss it and then someone flames them for not doing it in rec.humor.d.
Q: How many rec.humor readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : 28. One to screw in the first one, 3 to follow the first one by screwing in the exact same bulb, 20 to screw in an almost completely similar bulb with a slight difference, 3 to complain about the lighting, 1 to explain that it was not the right type of bulb for this socket, and 1 standing by displaying the canonical collection of bulbs.
Q: How many rec.humor readers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : 100-one to announce that it burned out, 10 to agree, 20 to come running in with new light bulbs and screw them in, 9 to screw them in and leave the old bulb in, 10 to ask for a videotape of the screwing, another one to come in a few minutes later and notice the bulb went out again and start the whole process over again
Q: How many rec.humor.funny readers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : 50. They all stand out in the hall while Maddi comes out every once in a while and looks at all the light bulbs people have brought. Finally she selects a few. They're all quite feeble and burn out after a few minutes, so she comes out for more. But she selects more dim bulbs, which causes great discontent among the people who have brought really bright, long-lasting bulbs.
Q: How many rec.humor.funny readers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Ans : 50. They all stand out in the hall while Maddi comes out every once in a while and looks at all the light bulbs people have brought. Finally she selects a few. They're all quite feeble and burn out after a few minutes, so she comes out for more. But she selects more dim bulbs, which causes great discontent among the people who have brought really bright, long-lasting bulbs.
Q: How many rec.humour posters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : 31. One to change the lightbulb and thirty to flame them for picking the wrong wattage. No, better make that 32 ... Captain Nitpick will want to point out that the newsgroup is rec.humor (US spelling) *not* rec.humour.
Q: How many recovering addicts does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : One to screw it in and one to sponsor him.
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