Light Bulb Jokes: Recovering Addicts to Republicans
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many recovering addicts does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : One, as long as he admits he's powerless over light bulbs.
Q: How many recovering addicts does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : One, but it takes twelve steps.
Q: How many rednecks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : One, it only takes one person to use a hammer.
Q: How many rednecks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Three, one to change the bulb, one to take care of the sheep, and one to observe and try to think why he isn't tending to the sheep's needs.
Q: How many rednecks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Two, one to drive their home to the hardware store and one to buy the bulb and screw it in.
Q: How many referral agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Two. One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
Q: How many referral agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : -Three. One to do it, and two to complain about how much better the old one was.
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : 12 to investigate Clinton's involvement in the failure of the old bulb; 23 to deregulate the lightbulb industry;16 to cut funding for alternative lighting research and development;34 to cut the tax rate on lightbulbs; 53 to design a block grant so the states can change the bulb; and 41 to talk with defense contractors about using night-vision gear instead.
Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None, they only screw the poor
Suggest a light bulb joke for this list. Contact : SanjeevDotNet at gmail dot com :
