Light Bulb Jokes: Republicans to Retarded Italian Gardeners

(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)


Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None, they only screw the poor.

Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None. They only screw the poor.

Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Two. One to do it and one to steady the chandelier.

Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Two-one to do it and one to steady the chandelier.

Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Two--one to do it and one to steady the chandelier.

Q: How many research technicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : One, but it'll probably take him/her three or four tries to get it right.

Q: How many residents of country towns does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None, they're afraid there's been too much development already.

Q: How many residents of country towns does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?
Ans : None, they're afraid there's been too much development already.

Q: How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : One, but don't expect results.

Q: How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Ans : One, but don't expect results.


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