Light Bulb Jokes: Roadies to Running-dog Lackeys Of The Bourgeoisie
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many roadies does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : None. I don't do lights. That's the light crew's job.
Q: How many roadies does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : One, two ! One, two ! One, two !
Q: How many roadies does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : One: Upon finding no replacement, he takes the original apart, repairs it with a chewing gum wrapper and duct tape, changes the screw mount to bayonet mount, finds an appropriate patch cable, and re-installs the bulb fifty feet from where it should have been, to the satisfaction of the rest of the band.
Q: How many Rochester residents does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Fifty one - one to screw in the bulb, and fifty to comment about how much better the bulb is than light bulbs in Buffalo.
Q: How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.
Q: How many Romanians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : 60,000 dead and 300,000 injured.
Q: How many Romanians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : How many packs of cigarettes are you willing to give them?
Q: How many Romanians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : None. Ceaucescu restricted them to use only one 40 watt bulb per family to save electricity.
Q: How many Royalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Ans : That depends on how far up the succession list the lightbulb is. For lightbulbs within 50 (+or-5) of the throne, the total can be approximated by (10 000/n) where n = place in succession list.
Q: How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : None, that's the proletariat's work!
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