Light Bulb Jokes: Running-dog Lackeys Of The Bourgeoisie to Sagittarians
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
Q: How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
Q: How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs.
Q: How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : None, the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.
Q: How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : That's a military secret.
Q: How many sado-masochists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Two. One to hold it and one to kick the chair out from under him.
Q: How many safety inspectors does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : Four. One to change it and three to hold the ladder.
Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : A whole bunch: I can only keep them in the room long enough for them to give the bulb a quarter turn a piece.
Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Look, ask me when I get back from India, okay ?
Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out light bulb?
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