Light Bulb Jokes: Sales Directors to Sas Programmers
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many sales directors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Ans : (pause) I get it! This is one of those lightbulb jokes, right?
Q: How many SAS men does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : Three. One to change it and two to shout GO! GO! GO!
Q: How many SAS programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Actually none, if you are willing to close your eyes to the (validity of the) output.
Q: How many SAS programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : How many?
Q: How many SAS programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : It all depends on whether they can read the manuals or not. That needs to be in there somewhere as a qualifier!
Q: How many SAS programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : It can't be done yet. Light bulb is more than 8 characters long.
Q: How many SAS programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : It depends : If they are applications programmers, it takes exactly twice as many as are currently available. If they are host programmers, it takes one for each variant of Unix and/or MicroSoft Windows. If they are core programmers, it only takes one. He just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Q: How many SAS programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : One, once the documentation for the procedure is found in one of the 15 manuals on the shelf.
Q: How many SAS programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Please let us know!
Q: How many SAS programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : That depends; what color is the bulb?
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