Light Bulb Jokes: Sas Programmers to Schizophreniacs
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many SAS programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : They can't change light bulbs... Without light, they can't read the manual, and without the manual, they can't figure out how to change the light bulb.
Q: How many SAS programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : This can not be computed. Changing light bulbs is a *hardware* problem...
Q: How many SAS programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Two. One to change the light bulb and one to make sure the stack of manuals doesn't tip over.
Q: How many SAS programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Well, it depends upon the platform on which one stands!
Q: How many SAS programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Zero. We have the housekeeping staff do it for us.
Q: How many Satanists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Light bulb? He prefers black candles.
Q: How many Satmar Chassidim does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Umm, sorry, a man has to do that, it's beyond the capability of a woman.
Q: How many sax players does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Just one, but he has to go through a whole box to find just the right one.
Q: How many sax players does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Sixty. One to change the bulb and fifty-nine to talk about how much better Michael Brecker would have done it.
Q: How many schizophreniacs does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Well, he thinks it's five but as we all now it's only him, so...
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