Light Bulb Jokes: Schizophreniacs to Scousers
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many schizophreniacs does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : Well, he thinks it's five but as we all now it's only him, so...
Q: How many school teachers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Let's see: 2 A+'s, 3 A's, 5 A-'s, 11 B+'s, 9 B's, 21 B-'s...
Q: How many school teachers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.
Q: How many school teachers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : On the space shuttle, 1,000,001. One to screw it in and a million to pick up the pieces.
Q: How many school teachers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : One if at home, but on school time, four.
Q: How many sci.math readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Pi. Two hold the ladder, one the bulb, but something irrational remains about it.
Q: How many science fiction writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : Two, but it's actually the same person doing it. He went back in time and met himself in the doorway and then the first one sat on the other one's shoulder so that they were able to reach it. Then a major time paradox occurred and the entire room, lightbulb, changer and all was blown out of existence. They co-existed in a parallel universe, though.
Q: How many science fiction writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to say, In 1876, Jules Verne had the first intimations that electrostatic power was a viable energy alternative. Hitherto, the only sources ...
Q: How many scientists does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : None. They use them as controls in double blind trials.
Q: How many Scousers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : One, but 200 had to apply for the job.
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