Light Bulb Jokes: Scrabble Players to Sexual Deviants
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many scrabble players does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : I don't actually know, but it's on a triple word score.
Q: How many scrabble players does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : I don't actually know, but it's on a triple word score anyway.
Q: How many screenwriters does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Why do we have to change it?
Q: How many screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Why does it *have* to be changed?
Q: How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : None, they don't get up that high.
Q: How many senators does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Two to sponsor the bill and thirty-three to constitute a quorum.
Q: How many senior citizens does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : One, but she pays a telemarketer $2000 for the new bulb.
Q: How many Serbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Two--one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.
Q: How many seventies disco dancers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Two. One to boogie up the ladder and one to say Get daaowwwwn !
Q: How many sexual deviants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Ans : One but it takes the entire cast of E.R. to get it out.
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