Murphys Laws: Kharasch's Institutional Imperative to Klipstein's Laws Applied to General Engineering

(Murphy's Laws collected: 1583)

Kharasch's Institutional Imperative : Every action or decision of an institution must be intended to keep the institution machinery working.
Kharasch's Institutional Imperative Corollary : The expert judgment of an institution, when the matter involved concerns continuation of the institution's operations, is totally predictable, and hence the finding is totally worthless.
Kirkland's Law : The usefulness of any meeting is in inverse proportion to the attendance.
Kitman's Law : On the TV screen, pure drivel tends to drive off ordinary drivel.
Klipstein's Lament : All warranty and guarantee clauses are voided by payment of the invoice.
Klipstein's Observation : Any product cut to length will be too short.
Klipstein's Law of Specifications : In specifications, Murphy's Law supersedes Ohm's.
Klipstein's Laws Applied to General Engineering : A patent application will be preceded by one week by a similar application made by an independent worker.
Klipstein's Laws Applied to General Engineering : Firmness of delivery dates is inversely proportional to the tightness of the schedule.
Klipstein's Laws Applied to General Engineering : Dimensions will always be expressed in the least usable term. Velocity, for example, will be expressed in furlongs per fortnight.

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